From the “Something May Be Going On Here” file:
Out of the numerous, shall we say, interesting emails ARGN received this week came the following:
“The residents of “3rd” live along side us, and watch our every move but also keep their distance. The populous of “3rd” are there to protect us and watch over our interests. Occasionally holes (or leaks) are found in the boundary between dimensions and sometimes “3rd” is seen by us, but normally mistaken as paranormal activity.
The 5th dimension is a dangerous place, and houses the demons and evils in our lives. 5th is usually safely contained, however some problems are occurring and holes are appearing.
Time is limited, and the residents of our secret neighbour need our help.
PROVE YOUR WORTH.”